~Lori's Letters~

Dear Brother,

Hope you're enjoying your Derby/ Bachelor Party- but call Mom!!! I've been covering for your ass! I told her you called me yesterday. Then she wanted to know why you didn't answer her 75 phone calls! I told her it's a "bachelor party" and the guys can't talk to girls while on the trip. She then pointed out i'm a girl... I had to explain to her why you think i'm technically a boy... She is still trying to figure that out, so I have succeeded at confusing her and bought you a few hours.... So grab your pants, find your other shoe, tell that horse "goodbye" and thank him for his hospitality in letting you sleep in the stable. And get your butt back to the RV and call Mom!!!!

xoxo,
Your little sis!

ps. Ryan- if you are there- help my brother find his shoe and his dignity...