~Me~

I’ll talk your ear off if you let me. I giggle- a lot! I love to cuddle. I like affection and love to be kissed on the forehead. I’ll try to hold your hand- probably more than I should. I’ll be the first to laugh at myself and the last one still laughing. I am easy to please and more easily entertained. I'm laidback and always up for anything! I love to have fun and believe I am more fun and funnier than reality portrays. I am spoiled but not a brat. I am my Daddy’s girl. I love to take pictures and add them to my photo albums. I don’t believe pictures can replace memories or having been there, but it sure is nice to have evidence the next morning. When it rains out I love to light candles, lie on the couch, curl up with tons of blankets and watch TV. My favorite movie is Almost Famous. I like to think I am eccentric and sporadic and sometimes intriguing, but more often than not, I am just random and weird. I'm a bad driver and willing to admit that most women are, that's why I'll always let you drive. I am a people pleaser who would prefer for you to be happy over me, because I know I’m always alright. I like to watch sports, but will always prefer to play them with you. I like to go to the gym and love the gym classes. I love to get dressed up, but adore my sweatpants. I love to buy lingerie, but prefer to wear your t-shirts. I like to travel to new places and meet new people. I’m a good first impression, but hard to get close to. I am a republican, with an open mind. I will support any cause for animals. I love my dog- Penelope. I’m the nicest person you know, until I feel betrtayed or disrespected then “Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.” But I’m the first to admit I’m wrong and quick to apologize- sincerely. I work hard, and play harder. I love to text. I love music, especially when the lyrics have meaning. As confident as I seem, I am just as shy and nervous. I am incredibly self-aware, so anything you say about me, I’ve already thought it.

~Lori's Letters~

Dear Brother,

Hope you're enjoying your Derby/ Bachelor Party- but call Mom!!! I've been covering for your ass! I told her you called me yesterday. Then she wanted to know why you didn't answer her 75 phone calls! I told her it's a "bachelor party" and the guys can't talk to girls while on the trip. She then pointed out i'm a girl... I had to explain to her why you think i'm technically a boy... She is still trying to figure that out, so I have succeeded at confusing her and bought you a few hours.... So grab your pants, find your other shoe, tell that horse "goodbye" and thank him for his hospitality in letting you sleep in the stable. And get your butt back to the RV and call Mom!!!!

xoxo,
Your little sis!

ps. Ryan- if you are there- help my brother find his shoe and his dignity...